Thursday, July 21, 2011

reasons i should peruse a career as a late night show host

1. I'm a redhead and thus awesome and slightly off 2. I don't know what a filter is 3. There aren't any female late night hosts, besides Chelsea Lately but that doesn't really count cause it's just celebrity gossip with one guest interview that just happens to come on late at night 4. I'm good at making fun of people without them realizing 5. My only real skill is my personality and foul mouth 6. I'm good at tricking people into thinking I'm cool, and then when they're hooked I'm all "bahahaha gotcha bitch!" and show them my shell collection,...
 

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