1. I'm a redhead and thus awesome and slightly off
2. I don't know what a filter is
3. There aren't any female late night hosts, besides Chelsea Lately but that doesn't really count cause it's just celebrity gossip with one guest interview that just happens to come on late at night
4. I'm good at making fun of people without them realizing
5. My only real skill is my personality and foul mouth
6. I'm good at tricking people into thinking I'm cool, and then when they're hooked I'm all "bahahaha gotcha bitch!" and show them my shell collection, describing with great detail their size, shape, and where I found it until they realize I'm a fucking weirdo but at that point there's no escape. I've got you for the rest of your natural born life
unlike principal vernon, people find it endearing when I threaten their lives
7. I look ten and blink a lot, and so people tend to let me do whatever I want
"wud up ya ugly fuck?" "awwwww she said wud up! Let's buy her something"
8. I'm really good at talking to interesting people about random shit and even better at talking to boring people
9. I'd probably be able to read a prompter
10. Just 'cause
EDIT
11. My dance moves are something to be marveled
I forgot that one, which is strange. It probably should be #1
2. I don't know what a filter is
3. There aren't any female late night hosts, besides Chelsea Lately but that doesn't really count cause it's just celebrity gossip with one guest interview that just happens to come on late at night
4. I'm good at making fun of people without them realizing
5. My only real skill is my personality and foul mouth
6. I'm good at tricking people into thinking I'm cool, and then when they're hooked I'm all "bahahaha gotcha bitch!" and show them my shell collection, describing with great detail their size, shape, and where I found it until they realize I'm a fucking weirdo but at that point there's no escape. I've got you for the rest of your natural born life
7. I look ten and blink a lot, and so people tend to let me do whatever I want
8. I'm really good at talking to interesting people about random shit and even better at talking to boring people
9. I'd probably be able to read a prompter
10. Just 'cause
EDIT
11. My dance moves are something to be marveled
I forgot that one, which is strange. It probably should be #1
